Whorehouse of Windsor

Queen Mother! However, the Queen Mother’s actual birth date is not recorded, and royal watchers have speculated that she could be a lot older than 100, and may even have been born as early as 1743!

Queen Elizabeth II is a highly respected monarch. However, in the late 1980s, the Queen grew concerned over the state and the future of the monarchy. The British press increasingly chronicled the problems in her children's marriages. It appeared to many that Prince Charles was not interested in suceeding to the throne, preferring instead to hunt, play polo, and spend time with his longtime mistress Camilla Parker-Bowles...

Prince Philip who is married to the Queen of England, is a lot like Barbara Bush. They are both so out of touch with non-zillionares that they think of people as a kind of funny farm animal and blithely make fun of them to their faces. Unlike American national idiot, at least he doesn't have nukes. Let's face it, they're all racists...

Prince Charles of Wales... Diana claimed that a "senior royal" was planning to kill her in a car accident. The letter she wrote accuses Prince Charles of planning her death. Diana was killed in a car accident later that year. Diana was collating evidence of the dirty secrets that the Palace is so keen to hide. Her death was no accident. Some have suggested that this evidence may have formed part of a custody battle, if Diana had have lived long enough. The trial of Paul Burrell, Diana's butler, was stopped in November 2002 after a single phone call from Prince Charles to the judge of the trial. The press began to speculate that the Queen and Prince Charles had wanted the trial stopped because Burrell as part of his defence was about to make revelations that would shake the monarchy. The allegation was that a senior and close male aide to a "senior royal" was found in bed with that royal by a servant. The second allegation was about some male rape by servants...

Camilla ...She is just a poor ugly, fat, peasant bitch, who wishes to become The Queen

Prince Harry (aka Harry The Nazi, Clown prince or just a plain idiot) is clearly from the idiot branch of the House of Windsor behaving like a drunken member of the Hitler Youth. He went to Afghanistan to do some killings although he was pulled out after the media revealed his presence :P

Prince William ... I think he should be The King, really.

British Royal Family farts too